Question: Who owns more sparkly shirts than Neil Diamond?
Answer: Nobody, that’s who. Well, maybe your Guido cousin from Long Island.
Unfortunately, we don’t get to see Neil mentoring the remaining Top 5 in his stage gear. Instead he wears a leather jacket and looks like your high school history teacher/coach. Oh, Neil. Except for the [...]
Archive for April, 2008
Double the Diamond
Posted in television, tagged american idol on April 30, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
Musical Theatre Extravaganza!
Posted in television, tagged american idol on April 23, 2008 | 4 Comments »
Let me start of this week’s roundup by stating that Idol night is ENDLESSLY more entertaining when I actually know what the hell they are singing! No offence Mariah Carey! Sir Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber is quite a chummy and affable Englishman, not afraid to hide his skepticism of song choice, but also enthusiastic about [...]
Sunburnt Melons
Posted in television, tagged american idol on April 16, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
Mariah Carey week! Question: What are the hippies going to do? I only know about 3 Mariah Carey songs, but I’m pretty sure none of them are performed with acoustic guitar. However, I LOVE Mariah Carey in the way I love all celebrities who are totally off their rocker.
I feel perhaps last week’s roundup was [...]
Did You Ever Know That You’re My Hero?
Posted in television, tagged american idol on April 9, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
No? Well you are, American Idol! Now THAT is an inspirational song!
I was really hoping tonight was Neil Diamond night, because I really want that to happen before there are only 4 contestants left, because, MAN!, I love me some Neil Diamond.
Instead it’s Inspirational Song Night and I think the producers should have told the [...]
American Idol – Top 9
Posted in television, tagged american idol on April 2, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
Short and sweet this week. My usual Idol enthusiasm has been replaced by mucus in my lungs. Grosser, but just as permeating.
By the way, RYAN, Simon would be the most boring Moment of Truth contestant of all time. If you fooled anyone with that lame gag, you two deserve each other. Douchebag.
(Totally kidding! You’re awesome!)
Let’s [...]
